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From: Chin, Pam
Subject: 1998 BITCH Report
To: Middleton, Joe (home)
Cc: 
B. I. T. C. H.
Babes In The Cichlid Hobby

My Dear BITCHES,

Seeing you all this summer in St. Louis, was wonderful.  I really had a blast.  F0 BITCHES present were:  Caroline Estes, Sharon Grover, Pam Chin, Pam Marsh, Kathy Socha.  BIT (BITCH in TRAINING) present: Naomi.

Friday: F0 BITCHES; Estes, Grover and Chin eagerly agreed that a questionnaire would be compiled and later distributed to the BW’s (BITCH Wannabes).  This was a total success the BW’s couldn’t wait to mingle with the crowd and showed the FO BITCHES just how serious they were.  Meanwhile Caroline was  hustling money for Guy Jordan.  Drink, talk, party, party, party!!

Saturday:  FO BITCHES tallied the answers and added a few of our own.  Then we picked what we thought were the best, and this is how the 1998 BITCH Proclamation was born.

1998 BITCH PROCLAMATION

Most likely to be culled - Eric Dietrich

Best confirmation - Eric Hanneman

Best deportment - Kelly Dawson

Best Finnage - Steve Lundblad

Best Teeth - Ad Konings

Best over all health - Keith Shepard

Most likely to be a hybrid - Joe Middleton

Best mystery contaminant - Dave Ball

Best Personality - Wayne Leibel

Most likely to spawn - Rick Perez

Most likely to be a B.I.T.C.H. if he was a woman - Paul Loiselle

Guy we would most like to “jump his bones” if his wife wouldn’t kick our butts - Chuck Rambo

Most likely to have an unhealthy interest in Nanochromis transvestitus - David Herlong

Guy we most want to go collecting in the wilds of Borneo with - Rusty Wessel

Most likely to come from the shallow end of the gene pool - Pat Tosie

In need of B.I.T.C.H. reeducation - Mike Schadle

Most likely to dig annoying pits - Garland Bird

Most likely to switch to Killies - Ron Georgeone

Flunked B.I.T.C.H. training twice - Myles Neiman

Most in need of extra filtration - David Soares

Most likely to spawn and tell - Gary Wagner

Best of show - Lee Finley

Once again the BITCHES showed that they are a force to reckon with.  Now known not only from Coast to Coast,  we BITCHES are now known internationally around the world.  Yes, it is true, we BITCHES are now global!!  We even have an international BW among us from merry old England.   Cichlididiots all over the world can’t wait to see what we are up to next. 

BITCHES RULE!!  BITCHES ROCK!!

Cichlid Power!
Pam Chin
BITCH Reporter

Carbon Copies:
Caroline Estes - BITCH ACTIVITIES
Pam Marsh - BITCH PRESIDENT 
Carol Rambo - BITCH FASHION
Sharon Grover - BITCH FACILITATOR
Kathy Socha - BITCH AUDITOR
Lisa Wrischnik - BITCH SCIENTIFIC LIAISON
Ginny Eckstein - BITCH MENTOR
 

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