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1997 BITCH Report
My Dear Sister Bitches, I truly wish that we could get together more than once a year. It is really a shame, because we are such a great group of BITCHES!! Fortunately, a few of us live close to each other, so we can BITCH occasionally throughout the rest of the year. On the other hand, if Caroline and I lived close to each other who knows where and how big this BITCH thing would be! The most exciting extravaganza for all of us this year had to be the ACA convention in Chicago...... They were buzzing about the BITCHES before we even arrived!! What are they doing to do, who are they going to do...... There were several FO BITCHES present, and one BIT (Bitch In Training). It wasn't long before we realized this BIT was something else. She had learned her lessons well, and I don't care what you other BITCHES think, but I am pulling rank and from this day forward Lisa Wrischnik, is not only a full fledge BITCH, but I rank her a FO. I know this is unheard of, and it will go down in BITCH history, as a Phenomena. She is the epitome of a BITCH. Congrats LISA!! All sorts of whiny chicks were trying to figure out how to join ......... For the umpteenth time, you don't join the BITCHES, we are a clique, you can't join a clique, we join you. There are no monetary dues, but a warped sense of humor is certainly helpful. Not only are we a clique, but we are a covert clique, our MO (Method of Operation) is to drive the guys crazy. Sure you can hang out with us, and be a BW (BITCH-WANNABE). You can attempt to answer our questions to hopefully be the next BIT, but be aware, very few are accepted. That's because we are truly BITCHES!! This years BIT will be Naomi. Sorry I don't remember her last name, but Caroline and I both agreed that she fit the BITCH credo. This year we proved that we are a force to reckon with, and that we are serious lot of women. We raised a chunk of change for the Guy D. Jordan Endowment Fund. Some thought it was the highlight of the weekend. BITCH Extraordinare Caroline, comes up with the most outrageous ideas, and BITCHES like me help make it a reality. This years idea surely out ranks anything we have come up with in the past, and I wonder how we will top it next year. I can only say that the response was so fabulous, we might make it a traditional ritual. Yes, it is true, we auction off men dressed in togas to be our slaves for life. It was too much fun..... Personally I think I got the best buy, a tall, strong, good looking man, from the North West, I was thrilled beyond words. We didn't stop talking about the reproductive methods of Tropheus until the early morning light. As he fanned me with palms, fetched me beer, fed me finger foods and rubbed my feet. We were all in BITCH heaven!! Newly elected BITCH Treasurer - Steve "I'll do anything but put on a
toga" Lundblad, had his handy dandy spiral notebook out to keep track of
the BITCH BUCKS. Deadbeats that haven't paid their donations will
be listed below........
All proceeds went directly to the Guy Jordan Fund. If you know any of the above, please read them the riot act, it isn't too late to make that donation, which is tax deductible. It is confirmed that Wayne Leibel is certainly the Sweetheart of the BITCHES. Not only do we have the utmost respect for Wayne, we just plain like him! He is fun, he has a decent sense of humor and always a willing to play in our games. Bottom line, we love him!! Sunday was a sad day..... Have you ever been in a tent that was 125 degrees with 300 guys who haven't showered for 3 days....... yes that was sad!!!! But sadder yet was saying good-bye to everyone throughout the day and realizing that the weekend was over and we wouldn't see one another again until next year. NO FEAR
Respectively Submitted
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