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By Marcus Heinrich His own words. "It was self defense. They verbally offended me." Eight 12 hour days at work. Hardly any sleep. Needed some alcohol refreshment. Go to store NO HAYSTACK BLACK. I guess I can settle for Black Butte. NO BLACK BUTTE. Asked pimple faced, only stupid motherfucker I can find "Do you have any Haystack Black or Black Butte in the back?" "What's that?" replies the newly ordained worthless pimple on my ass motherfucker. He does locate some one who may know: A PIC SMF (Person In Charge Stupid MotherFucker) who looks about 22. He says to me "I am sorry what we have in the shelf is all we have. How about some MGD or Coors light its on sale this week?" To which I replied "Is it really? I better go to the cash machine." sarcastically. I guess I didn't need to tell you that. On my return from my car with my Desert Eagle 357 and 200 rounds of ammo, I spot the worthless pimple on my ass motherfucker and the PIC SMF (Person In Charge Stupid MotherFucker). I over hear one say "What an idiot...he doesn't even know a good beer. What kind of a pompous ass drinks that crap?" "I do, you worthless pimple on my ass motherfucker!," while unloading the whole clip. I turn to the PIC SMF (Person In Charge Stupid motherfucker) while inserting a full clip. "So I'm a pompous ass that drinks crap am I?" "let me know how this feels." I then proceeded to unload clip #2 into PIC SMF (Person In Charge Stupid motherfucker). No beer here in prison. Looks like I'm fucked again. Keep up the masturbation articles. It's the only thing saving my asshole around here. Thanks
P.S.: Please send more large dead mbuna. The last article was a hit. Extra mayo too. How about some marshmallow cream this time. |