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S M O K E D F I S H Collected and compiled by Joe Middleton, not Norm. Produced by Steve Lundblad, not Norm. Edited by no one, not even Norm. Warning: subject material may be deemed offensive to some parties, and possibly even Norm. Not intended for minors, but Norm can read it if he wants. "The present-day ostracophil refuses to die!" -- Cave-in Sleestack, 1991. |
New features on the listby
Eric Hanneman & Joe Middleton
Club Snail in cyberspacespecial thanks to Ad Konings, Eric Rasmussen & Pete Tewes Dear Marinelandby Joe Middleton Send me your red hot steaming shit! by Joe Middleton Pesce che caccia in Messicoby Gabinetto-gabinetto Aquaristic distortionsby Joe Middleton A fable by Kevin Plazak The Y2K compliant fishroom checklist by Joe Middleton Untitled by Daniel Fromm Fisch, der in Mexiko jagtby Klo John Heaven's aboveby Joe Middleton Eddie the goldfish's great gift of existence by Joe Middleton Warning contributed by Marcus Heinrich Joke for Joe contributed by Marcus Heinrich A fishy tail -- Pet shop adventure by Pat Tosie Fish hunting in Mexicoby John-John |
Covered n' Chunked Written and Produced by Joe Middleton The views and events depicted herein are mostly or possibly entirely fictional, kind of. Opinions expressed herein may or may not be those of the author. Material meant not to be libelous or derogatory to any or all individuals. Enjoy yourself, it is later than you think. |
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PREPERCUSSIONS Produced by Joe Middleton. Edited by no one. The apologies contained herein are meant to be taken seriously. Yes, that’s right: seriously. This issue is late, very late. It has been a bad issue. It needs to be punished. You must discipline this issue (Spank-spank, ow!). If you have any comments or concerns, or wish to find out more information about the Club Snail e-mail list, contact Joe Middleton at glibdish@hevanet.com or via snail mail at 2102 SE 12th, No 7, Portland, OR 97214. |
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I said to my office mate…”
Via Marcus Heinrich & Joe Middleton Big Meaty Big and Bouncy By Pete Smalls Dear Mr. Vomit Silo By Willie “The Shaft” Wilkerson An Open Apology to Pam Marsh By Joe Middleton BITCH Editorial: July 28, 1999 By Pam Chin Women in the Hobby: The Serious Side By Pam Chin Things a Dream Woman for the Aquarist Says Via Marcus Heinrich & Joe Middleton For our Texans… Via Gary Wagner An Open Apology to David Fleming By Joe Middleton The Big Time Show By Joe Middleton Original Message By Joe Middleton A Fable By Kevin Plazak An Open Apology to Lisa Hayashi By Joe Middleton Yellow Fish Swim Up and Down By Joe Middleton |