Club Snail is — without exception — the only aquarium hobbyists’ club dedicated to an alternative mode of operation and thought.  This feature has proven to make Club Snail radically different from all other fish clubs.  While other groups may have pro-non-motherfucking atmosphere, Club Snail is merely a bunch of sick motherfuckers bent on getting drunk or expressing themselves through a good, solid, shared circle jerk.  Those who formed Club Snail know that the most important key to the club’s success — and the aquarium hobby itself — is the freedom to mentally masturbate, as opposed to other fish clubs, like GPAS, where only the board members like Norm and Roland are allowed to mentally masturbate.  Club Snail is truly one of a kind!

Anyone over 18 years of physical age and but acts like they are under 21 years of mental age who is interested in joining Club Snail and getting a subscription to the notorious offbeat publication Livebearing Trumpet is eligible for membership.  Simply fill out the form below, choose appropriate membership type, and make check or money order out in U.S. Funds to Club Snail, then mail the completed membership form and dues payment to:  Club Snail, c/o Steve Lundblad, 2030 NE 42nd Avenue, Portland, OR 97213.  Phone:  (503) 287-4731.

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National (United States)  ________ $11.99 a year.

International (the rest)    ________ $19.95 a year.
 

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